Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

Quinnlin, singing: “Liar, Liar pants on fire, kept her in a pumpkin shell.”

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The scene: After Halloween, I am checking over candy and I tell her why. When I was little and lived in the big city, people use to put sharp items in candy to hurt little kids. It’s a good idea to check it over.

Quinnlin: “You just had to tell me that, didn’t you?”

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The scene: He is getting ready for Trick or Treating and checking out the knife for his costume (Jack the Ripper). The knife is plastic with red liquid that moves around in between the plastic.

Gage: “You know I sharpened the knife edge don’t you?”

Me: “Um, no I did not.”

Gage: “Well, it’s in case bad guys come after me.”

Me: “But you are JACK THE RIPPER!”

Gage: “Oh. Yeah.”

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The scene: Quinnlin is on my lap during a quarter in soccer she is not playing.

Me: “You are finding the ball so much better with your eyes.” (referring to her vision disorder)

Quinnlin: “It’s so weird because sometimes I am looking for the ball FOREVER and it is RIGHT THERE at my feet.”

Me: “Well, that is weird.”

Quinnlin: “No it’s not!”

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The scene: Gage and Julian are having dinner at a local pub. Julian gets into a conversation with the server (a young woman), who sits down to talk.

Gage, to server: “You know he’s married, don’t you?”

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About Julia Roberts

Julia is a mom, wife, marketing account executive, advocate and volunteer raising two kids – Gage and Quinn – who’ve needed (and still do) a lot of services from the medical and public school communities. Never wanting another parent to feel alone, she co-founded SupportforSpecialNeeds.com.
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2 Responses to Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

  1. Laura says:

    GO GAGE!!! That last one was my favorite. But they’re all funny!!! Thanks for sharing!

  2. Michal says:

    SOOOOO cute! Great vignettes!

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