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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

Quinnlin, telling us about her substitute: “We didn’t have to learn anything all day and she was so nice!” —– Gage, texting with his BFF on the day he was in the hospital. She asked the time of his procedure. … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

In the car talking with the kids about houses and garages and carports Quinnlin: “Carports sounds like girl parts.” ————- Again with discussing houses. Gage: “You know, the shingliers.” Me: “What are you talking about?” Gage: “You know, the part … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

Dang my kids can crack me up. They don’t mean to do it, especially, but as they get older they get funnier. I get to enjoy their humor. Or the humor I find in them. ————- Quinnlin (Homework: working on … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family

Gage: “What’s a booby trap have to do with boobies?” ————- Quinnlin (discussing retirement homes): “All they do there is play biiiiiinnnnggggooo. It’s soooo boring.” ————- Gage (discussing an eBay item he bought): “Where are they shipping it from?” Me: … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household, Sick & School Edition

In the hospital: Gage: “Why do they have to wake me up all the time.” Me: “Honey, they didn’t wake you up at all last night.” Gage: “They didn’t? They used to.” ———— After being absent from school for nearly … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family, Being Normal Edition

A few weeks ago Quinnlin was diagnosed with asthma at the ER. She’s always had allergies with running nose, coughing and watery eyes. This time is was something more. I took her to the ER and sure enough, it was … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

Quinnlin, singing: “Liar, Liar pants on fire, kept her in a pumpkin shell.” ———— The scene: After Halloween, I am checking over candy and I tell her why. When I was little and lived in the big city, people use … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

Quinn was looking at a picture and she said it looked like daddy and it was a beautiful man who was pictured marrying Carrie Underwood. Julian was all like, “Cool. Thanks! So nice! Awwww!” Then she says, “No..not THAT man, … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household

The scene, I am snuggling with Quinn (which we often do) and Julian tells lame joke. We don’t laugh. Quinn: “You laugh when no other people laugh.” Which made us all laugh. ————— Gage said tonight: “You know when I … Continue reading

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Spoken in the Mutant Family Household, In Honor of Her Absence

The Ofieses in Gorga By: Quinnlin Roberts Made in July there is many ofieses in Gorga. theres Blue ofieses red, Gren, and yellow My Mom and Dad have an ofiese to. It is red The have inpertent stuff to do. … Continue reading

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